What is your name?

Eugene Y. Q. Shen

What is your aim?

I want to make a game.

Where is your game?

I don't have one.

Who do you blame?

My brother.

Why do you frame?

I didn't frame nobody!

When did you came?

I don't answer badly-grammared questions.

What is your claim to fame?

I'm lame. Like, not physically lame, I'm just a loser.

Are you lame?

I am very lame.

That's a shame.

I know.

Why does the cakes page exist?

So that the first letters of all my pages spell "I ABCD PQRST".

What does "I ABCD PQRST" mean?

It means that I am an ABCD PQRST.